Posts Tagged ‘TV personality’

TV Personality Bare Skin Footage: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

September 12, 2010

TV Personality's Pedicurian FeetShe’s my shy TV/
personality who just/
sends bare skin footage.

*No model release was obtained for this photo. However, because these feet are not readily identifiable, and because the photo was sent of the TV personality’s own free will and choice, the poet, WordPress, and all other entitites are released from any contractual obligations.
Should, however, the TV personality request removal of the accompanying photo due to her extrordinary shyness, the footage will be removed.


Asking a Siren Friend For Help: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

March 29, 2010

My friend and client (and Siren, Medusa, Goddess) Erin at Sweet Lily Salon ( does my hair organically and gives me advice about asking women out, especially when I’m feeling “out of my league” (which, thanks to her, happens VERY infrequently). I wrote this to her on the eve of something scary which, ultimately, never happened.

My fear’s about/
going out/
with a TV/
Yes, I dared!/
Now, I’m scared!/
What’ll she think of me?/
I can’t seduce;/
Eek! Cute’s no use!/
But do/
words woo?