Who Protects Vets? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

He protected us/
and wrecked his life. Who of us/
will now protect him?

OR

They protected us/
and wrecked their lives. Who of us/
will lift and help them?

My Nothing Teenage Life: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Watching a coming/
-of-age movie I’m thankful/
for my nothing life.

OR

As I watch a film/
on coming-of-age I’m glad/
my teen life was dull.

Anticipating a Curry Dish: Revolutionary Culinary ConTEXTing Poetry

The trauma of anticipating curry is this:/
U cant taste the promised bliss/
if that hot, exotic dish/
is never served./
U bcome unnerved./
Y bother!?/
Order another!