Posts Tagged ‘toilet’

Maroon Truck Morons: Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse Poem

April 29, 2015

The outhouse sign said:/
“Please don’t throw trash/
in the toilet.”/

So the fishermen/
in the maroon 4×4 pickup truck/
threw their garbage/
in the river, instead.

Appropriate Prayer Timing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

May 18, 2014

God wants to hear from/
me, but not when I’m sitting/
on porcelain thrones!

My Muse Locale: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

April 20, 2014

Shall I sit on my/
porc’lain throne and compose her/
a new haiku? No.

S*itting Upon Inspiration’s White Throne: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

March 28, 2013

The plus of being/
sick is that you have to s*it/
and think of weird things.

Vodka’s Origin: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

February 12, 2013

Where vodka comes from: Smirnoff on a Vegas hotel toiletDeep in the bowels of/
a Vegas hotel, I learn/
where vodka comes from.


Pulling Your Chain: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

October 25, 2012

Were you a toilet,/
you would always be running,/
as I pull your chain.

Flushing Lament At Canyon De Chelley: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

April 23, 2011

Canyon parks are parched./
Toilets flush for too long. Why?/
Water is precious.

Thanksgiving No Thanks Eating Disorder: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

November 25, 2010

The post Thanksgiving/
toilet splatter tells me my/
girl still kills herself.