Beautiful Morning, Tired: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s a beautiful/
morning, but I’m too tired to/
write anything much.

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Muse No More Revealed: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

He was so beat up/
about the Muse for his verse,/
he stopped the credits.

There’s A Reason: Romantic Email Haiku Lament

I asked her some tough/
questions. I hoped for answers./
She left, got yogurt.

I’m No Farmer: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Planting apple trees,/
pounding in fence posts, tired, I’m/
sure* I’m no farmer.
*glad

Too Early To Think Later: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

4 a.m. wake ups/
leave little room for later/
creativity.

Go Live Life: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I’m tired of Facebook/
memes telling me to live life/
large. That’s what I do.
OR
I’m getting tired of/
Facebook telling me I should/
live life large. I am.

I Thought I Was Tired: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I thought I was tired,/
but then I learned I just want/
to sleep with her more.

Tired Answer: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Is she too tired for/
me to ask her how she’s been/
and get an answer?

Tired Of Reading: Romantic Blogging Rhyming Haiku Lament

When you read how my/
heart bleeds for you, don’t you want/
to scream: “Just shut up!” ?

Not Sedate About The Debate: Revolutionary IMproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I’m not too sedate/
to watch the debate. It’s late./
And I’m just too tired.

OR

I’m just too dang tired.