St. Vinnie’s In Green Bay Cool: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you volunteer/
at St. Vinnie’s thrift shop, you’ll/
find cool Badgers’ gear.

Thriftstore High-waters, Einstein Socks: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you wear thrift store/
high-waters, it’s good to have/
Albert Einstein socks.

I Scored Shopping Today: Romantic IMprov Sonnet Lament

You often brag
of those Prada shoes
bright and shiny and new,
brought home in your Goodwill bag.

For ten bucks plus tax
they’ll slide on comfortably
for all the world to see
as they help your budget relax

Yet still make those feet
look good! And Wonder WomAnn
has scored at shopping again!
(Watch her walk down the street!)

But non-recyclable I have no one getting what it means
when I brag about 99 cent yellow tag black fitted jeans.