Posts Tagged ‘thigh’

Improv Popcorn Popping Song At a Coffee House: Revolutionary Improv Poem

April 13, 2011

Baby’s screaming
past crepes completed.
She must have had
the chipolte pain.

Why don’t her parents
take her out?
There is a hot blonde
with her thigh
against mine,
and hearing a baby’s
gurgle
does not give me
the effect
I was looking for.

Yes, Mom.
She’s going to keep screaming
even though you
keep singing
to her
off-key
about some dumb rabbit.

The rabbit died.
Seriously.
Oh, no… please tell me
I don’t have to sing
“POPCORN POPPING”
to keep her quiet!
But… it worked.
And it’s not even open mic night.

Wooing With Words Wonderful, Witty And Wise: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

November 25, 2010

I wooed you
with words
witty and wise;
talked about
the wisdom
in your eyes;
wondered at
the whiteness
of your thighs;
worried about
your cliche’d
alibis.