“Gunalchéesh”, Thank You, To Vineyards (And Orchards) For The Fruit: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

After the Harvest/
I turn and thank the vineyard*./
It seems right to do.

OR
*orchard.

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Thankful For You: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Since you’re reading this,/
you should know I’m thankful that/
you are in my life.

Worried About Thanksgiving: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

The worst feeling in/
the world: Have diarrhea/
on Thanksgiving Eve.

Swerving Holiday Spirit: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

When your holiday/
spirit start to swerve, just sing,/
remember, and serve.

Home Alone For Holidays: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

When your mother’s a/
drama queen, expect to be/
alone holidays.
or

When you live with a/
drama queen, expect to have/
lonely holidays.

Missing Thanksgiving: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’m thankful we were/
together. I’m sorry I/
messed up. I miss you.

Thanksgiving Eve Sail: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Thanksgiving Eve I/
thankfully Sunfish sailed on/
a warm Utah Lake.

Thankful Thanksgiving Eating: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Be thankful you can/
look at a Thanksgiving meal/
and eat thankfully.

Thankful Fields Growing With Friends: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Thankfulness is more. /
Like abundant fields, it grows/
when friends shine your life.

OR

Gratitude expands. /
Like sun-drenched fields, my thanks grows/
as friends enrich life.

Thanksgiving No Thanks Eating Disorder: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

The post Thanksgiving/
toilet splatter tells me my/
girl still kills herself.