Posts Tagged ‘texting while driving’

Safe Text – Riding UTA: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

February 16, 2014

I discovered a/
sure way to avoid texting/
while driving: Take trains!

OR
I learned a sure way/
to stop texting while driving: /
Take mass transit trains!

Utah Crash Text Dummy: Revolutionary IMproVerse Haiku

October 5, 2013

So many Utah folks/
text while driving, I must write/
about it…what?!? AUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Baby On Board Stupidity! Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

December 15, 2011

You have a baby /
in your car and almost hit /
me. PLEASE! Stop texting!

Haiku Critic Career: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

June 9, 2010

A new career! You,/
critic of improv haiku/
written while driving.