Real Men Do Their Own Laundry: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If you let your mom/
do your laundry, she will shrink/
every shirt you own.

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New Rock ‘N’ Roll T-Shirts + Einstein: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Shopping in SoCal/
swap meets lets you expand your/
t-shirt collection.

My New T-Shirt: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I got a brand new /
shirt. You can be jealous; it/
won’t hurt. It’s “Wicked”!

Late Night College Town Pizzeria: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’m older than you/
both combined. I still drip sauce/
on my T-shirt. So?

Reflecting On My Changing Life: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I came to this strange/
conclusion: I should now stop/
buying underwear.

Leftover Memory: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Ear ring and t-shirt/

left better memories than/

leftover stirfry.