Perspective: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

My stylist screamed “NOOOOOOOO!!”/
at my no-glasses photo./
She saw my buzz cut.

A Gift Of Smiles: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

No matter how sucky your day is/
there’s always the potential for this:/
that I will pop by and do/
some weird thing to shake your blues/
or at least give you laughter’s sweet bliss.

[Happy Birthday to the big E/
with her own limerick poetry!]