They Stopped My Heart: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I survived. Should I/
have let someone know there was/
a chance I wouldn’t?

In Lieu Of Flowers: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

In case things don’t work/
out for me, be kind to my/
children. No flowers.

Reading Scriptures Again: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you wander the/
desert and find water, it’s/
good…if you’re alive.
OR
Wandering in the/
desert lets you love water …/
if you’re still alive.
Or
… if you have survived.

Glad You Survived: Revolutionary Improv Haiku

No matter how bad/
your day’s going, I’m very/
happy you’re not dead.

Early Morning Newspaper Delivery: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Graying newspaper/
Woman, trying to survive./
Please don’t pick yer butt