Sunny Day Missed Opportunity: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

On a sunny day,/
she lay in my rag top but/
still kept the top up.

Ragtop Sunny Day Disadvantage: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Don’t drive with your top/
down behind a truck full of/
full Porta-Potties

How Does the Pooffice Work? : Revolutionary IMprov Sonnet

The laptop at the pooffice works just fine!
After all, I’m IMing you online.
I’m staying cool
chillaxin’ by the pool

With a thousand kids screaming,
I musta been dreaming
that I could get anything done!
But it’s still fun.

I’ll lay on my towel
and pretend I’m an owl.
I’ll avoid the dog crap
and take a warm nap.

Just another day at the pooffice.
And a sunny tomorrow will find me here, I’d guess!

Limerick for a Sunny Day Head Cold: A Revolutionary IMprov Poem

When your sniffles are gone
it would be fun
for us to meet
for a tea or chowder treat
out in the sun.