Trying Nothing In Paradise Or Utah: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Lament

Today she heads to Paradise/
with a married guy./
How nice!

She says she won’t try /
nothing,
and when she returns/
after 2 weeks with sand /
and sunburns, /
neither will I.

He Didn’t Shave: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She’s glad it was a/
sunny weekend. Her friends thought/
she’d sunburned her face.

Or
her face was sunburned.

Are You Back Yet? Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

Sunburned, let me know/
when you’ve returned from your beach/
sojourn to Cabo!