I’m In Shock And Awe. Paddle Me Home, Bow Man: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

A huge event in/
my life just happened and I/
have nothing to say.

No Words: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

The poet was stunned./
She’d hurt him so deeply he/
had nothing to say.
OR

The poet was stunned./
He’d at last been hurt so bad/
he couldn’t write it.
OR

The poet was stunned./
She’d hurt him so badly that/
he had no words left.

No Words: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

The poet was stunned./
She’d hurt him so deeply he/
had nothing to say.

I Met A Brain Surgeon: Revolutionary Humorous Poetry

I met a brain surgeon./
We had a great time!/
She’d never seen, for certain,/
a frontal lobe like mine!/
In perfect condition!/
She was stunned and amused./
She thought: “Something’s missing!”/
‘Til she discovered: It was unused!