Narita Airport After 18 Flight Hours: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I’ve become one of/
those stinky airline fliers/
noone will sit near.

OR
I’ve become one of/
those stinky fliers no one/
wants anywhere near.

Stinky Utah Lake? Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

People complain that /
Utah Lake stinks like a marsh./
I always ask: “So?”