When She Seeks A Knight In Shining Armor: Romantic IMprov Haiku

She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, with no vision or warmth./
What hope do I have?
OR
She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, without vision or laughs./
That is soooo not me.

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Turned On Hot Pads: Revolutionary Written Haiku

Hot pads get turned on.
They await your sore stiffness.
Funny, I am, too!

OR
They await your stiff, sore back.