My Daughter’s Thrown A Curve: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

If __________ (my daughter) splattered on the ground,/
no New Yorkers would gather around./
They’ve seen many splatters before/
during their 9-11 horror./
They’d rather read something profound.

Enjoy Your Feelings, Avoid Splat! Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Fly high with feelings./
Make certain, in joy, you stay/
away from windshields.