Posts Tagged ‘speeding’

Speedy Mormon Dilemma: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

March 1, 2015

Mormon dilemma:/
I’ll break the speed limit to/
get to church on time.

Thank You Officer J. B., Utah County Sheriff’s Department: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

August 26, 2012

80 in 50/
speed zone. Thank you sir for just/
this morning’s warning.

OR

80 speed in a/
50 zone. Thanks, sir, for this/
morning’s just warning.