Crawl Space Sump Pump Solution: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

As my grandfather/
once said: If it doesn’t work,/
make sure it’s plugged in!

Solution? Dance! Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Scream at me. Dump him./
Then yell at me again. Then,/
let’s go out dancing.

Mental Confusion Solution: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

The best solution/
to my mental confusion?/
____ing my brains out.

Solving Toenail Fugus: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

You know that someone/
likes you when they send toenail/
fungus solutions.

Healing Solution: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

In the past we’d have /
lain with the pain to heal. Now,/
that’s no solution.

Solution For A Crappy Day: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

100 percent/
crappy day. Yay! Sun! Top’s down./
Tunes up. I’m okay.

What’s the Meaning? Ask! – Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

No response could mean/

nothing … Or everything. How/

would I know? I’ll ask.

I Should Wait: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Why didn’t I see?/
Solutions are so easy!/
She can call. That’s all.