Late Spring Night, Utah Lake: Revolutionary Email Free Verse Poem

It is said there are
ten reasons
Walking barefoot can
Heal you
And connect you
With Earth Mother
And her vibe
And her nurturing
And her love,
So you can feel whole
And connected
And in tune again.

I take off my shoes
And leave footprints
In the sand.
I walk out
To the lake water’s edge.
I feel
The universal harmonic
Healing,
Putting me in sync.

The rest of my clothes
Follow and pile
On my shoes.
My glasses,
Too,
So no one can see me.

My toe marks
in the lake
Are quickly scoured
clean
By wavelets
And my wake
As I walk
And walk
And walk
To where my knees
Stay damp.

In the half moonlight
I guess
I look like a white blob
As I lean back
between her cold breasts,
into her firm stomach
And let her
Wash over me
And around me
And through me,
And connect me
And harmonize me
And cleanse me.

I stand.
She
And the east wind
shrink me
So much into myself
That I feel me
In me
And know who I am
As part of her
And it
And all.

Real Men Do Their Own Laundry: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If you let your mom/
do your laundry, she will shrink/
every shirt you own.

Mic Shrinkage: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

“Don’t touch the mic!” No/
matter who it reminds you/
of, it gets shortened.

Don’t Shrink: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I am facing my/
Opposition. Now I have to/
Do what I should do.

Shrinking You Down: Romantic Email Haiku

Are you still too tall?/
Am I still too short? Can you/
grasp other talents?

Your Life’s Biggest Risk: Revolutionary Haiku

Shrink, scared, in your life./
Create, thus, your biggest risk:/
You will do nothing.

What The Shrink Said Is STOOPAID: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Shrink said: “You’re trying/
too hard to be liked”. Stupid./
Don’t we all want that?

R U the Shrink U Think? Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

U think/
U r a Shrink./
If I take a chance/
2/ask U/
a question/
on/
romance,/
what would U think?/
Would U regale me?/
Assail me?/
Or epic FAIL me?/
Or nothing at all?