How She Felt: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She told him how she/
felt. He was certain he’d think/
her pretty, naked.

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Whine Divine Relationship Slip: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

There once was a woman, I’ll say!/
Who talked me into another day/
About how her boyfriend would whine/
That their relationship was Divine,/
Until she told him to go away!