Masquerade Sexy: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

When I’m told I look/
sexy in a mask, is it/
‘cuz it hides my face?

A Stock Haiku: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

A woman asked me if I had “stock” haiku, that I just sent to women who I wanted to impress. After assuring her that I did not, I thought it might be fun to make one… so here it is, along with the blanks filled in.

My first stock haiku/
for a Woman with ____ ____/.
You are ____ and ____!

Here is how it came out, filled out

My first stock haiku/
for a woman with blue eyes:/
You’re hot and sexy!

Coy Questions About Desire and Poetry: A Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

Is it fun/
2 get thus turned on?/
Is it me/
who’s sexy?/
Or poetry/
that sets thee/
on fire/
with desire?/
(He asks coy questions with a smirk/
as she heads off 2 work.)