Doesn’t It? Revolutionary Revolution ImproVerse Haiku

She claims I think the/
world revolves around me, so/
I’ll make sure it does.

The Center Of The Universe: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

To you who stare and/
wonder in wonder if this/
is about you: No.

It’s Not All About Me: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

In near tears, I beg/
For forgiveness for being/
So focused on me.

We’re Not Narcissistic: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

We write and photo/
us because who knows our souls/
better than ourselves?

Two Hours Before The Wedding: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

It’s NOT about me.
It’s not about ME.
It’s not ABOUT me.
IT’S not about me.
It’s NOT about ME.
IT’S NOT about ME.
IT IS NOT ABOUT ME!

As Always, I Missed It: Romantic Email Poetic Lament

As always,
it was about me.
As always,
I was the Center of the Universe.
As always,
I got my way.
As always,
I didn’t listen.
As always,
I was the Me Monster.

As always,
I did what I wanted.
As always,
I talked about me.
As always,
My issues were paramount.

As always,
I brought guilt and pressure.
As always,
I had my own agenda.
As always,
I was demanding attention.

As always,
I’ve done wrong.
As always,
I now feel stupid because,
As always,
I didn’t realize it and,
As always,
I still don’t see it.

Hearing A Friend Talk: Revolutionary Haiku

Old friends have struggles/
I don’t know of; pains not seen./
I’m too self-centered.

Y Ask Y And Y Care? Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Y did she care who/
was shallow and self-centered?/
Y’d both go silent?