Recognizing Superman: Romantic Blogging Haiku

Decades ago, she/
called me “Superman”. I now/
recognize I am.
OR
Years past, she called me/
“Superman”. Finally, I/
recognize I am.

Unexpected Poetessa Chatting: Romantic Blogging Haiku

Muse appeared, surprised me/
that she was chatting. To whom?/
I’m, sadly, breathless.

OR

I’m, sadly, gut-punched.