Sacrifice For Kids: Romantic IMprov Haiku

If I had my wheels,/
I would ask her to dance. The/
things we do for kids.

Where’s Her Ride: Revolutioinary ImproVerse Haiku

Someone stole her broom./
Now she’s sad. She has nothing/
on which she can ride.

Messed Up Hair Cause: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Before you gripe/
that my hair’s messed up, you should/
ride in my ragtop.

The Problem With Rollercoasters: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

The rollercoaster’s/
problem is that you ride it/
around in circles.

Rollercoaster Ride Fun: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Rollercoaster rides/
can make you sick or go nuts./
It’s fun going down.

Or

It’s fun when you scream.

Bus Riding Is Hard: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

It’s hard to ride the/
bus anywhere when noone/
gives you the schedules.

To 2 Sisters Visiting: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

If you two decide/
you want a Seattle guide,/
take me for a ride!

Let It Rip Flip Side: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

She said she’d cried:/
“Let it rip”./
But there was a flip/
side./
Members only got/
to go on her ride.