Money Not Happiness: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

You can be rich and/
driving your Porsche on the Gold/
*Coast, and be pissed off.
OR
*Coast and still be pissed.

How To Lead A Charmed Life: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

When told about how I got into an Olympic event for only $37, a friend said “You lead a charmed life.” My response:

It’s only a charmed/
life if you’re lucky or rich./
I just work at it!