Birthday Message To An Old Red Rocker: Revolutionary Email Haiku

Romantic rocker,/
reading red head on your beach:/
You’re never too old.

OR:

Romantic redhead,/
reading on your beach: Rock on!/
You’re never too old.

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An Intimate Joke: Revolutionary Rhyming Email Haiku Lament

It is laughable,/
(at least to me!) that I’d know /
her intimately.

More Than Art At Museums: Revolutionary Email Haiku

Standing in the halls/
of dimly-lit museums,/
she was more than art.

Spelling Shakespeare: Revolutionary Email Haiku

Any woman who/
spells “Shakespeare” correctly is/
worth Achtung, Baby!

Don’t Give Up Before Fantastic: Revolutionary Email Haiku

If you want something/
fantastic, you have to stop/
giving up so fast.

Changing My Mind: Revolutionary Email Haiku

Can I change my mind/
and say “Never Mind” to my/
former “Never Mind”?