Posts Tagged ‘restroom’

Trouble At Work: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

May 6, 2014

If your work restroom/
has limited stalls, never/
“hold it” for too long.

Restroom Stall Doors: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku Lament

December 18, 2013

You know you’ve gotten/
too large when you wish restroom/
stall doors would swing out.

During The Priesthood Session of Conference: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

October 5, 2013

The Mormon Church moved/
toward equality. I used/
the women’s restroom.

Stupid Stall Design: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

September 18, 2013

Dumb airport restroom stall door designWhy do the airport/
restroom doors swing in? They trap/
me there with luggage.

Being The Restroom Conductor: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

March 16, 2012

Flying with a sore /
back means I stand and become/
the restroom conductor