Whine Divine Relationship Slip: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

There once was a woman, I’ll say!/
Who talked me into another day/
About how her boyfriend would whine/
That their relationship was Divine,/
Until she told him to go away!

How You Should Take Me: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

The way you take me/
is simply to take me, and/
stop ignoring us.
OR

The way to take him/
is simply to take him, and/
stop ignoring them.

Not Ready For A Relationship: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

When she says “I’m not/
ready for relationships,”/
she should add: “… with you.”

Or
When she says: “I don’t/
want a relationship now,”/
she should add: “… with you.”

The Pain Of New Learning: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I dislike learning/
something new at the expense/
of relationships.

OR

I dislike learning/
something new/
at the expense of keeping/
my great relationship with you.

Relationship Stealth Mode: Romantic ImproVerse Limerick

The cheese I’ll eat all by myself./
The gift books will go back on some shelf./
The zodiac pin/
I’ll try to sell again,/
since your mode’s gone back on stealth.

Fakebook Friends: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Do I substitute /
my Facebook friends for having/
real relationships?

Focusing On Things Dying: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

My relationships/
are dying, but so is my /
Mom. I must focus.

Claim Jumper: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

You’ll probably feel/
guilty, but you shouldn’t. I/
have no claim on you.

Being A We: Romantic Blogging Rhyming Haiku

It’s weird to learn she/
doesn’t want to be “We”. I/
didn’t know we were.

OR
It’s weird to learn he/
Facebooked that they are “we”. She/
didn’t know they were.

Don’t Try To Match Me in Intensity: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Poetry

As I look back/
thru my poetry,/
I see most folks lack/
my intensity./
Relationships slack;/
they can’t keep up with me./

But y/
do I ask they they try?/
That’s insanity!