Find The Purpose And Protect Yourself: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

No matter how good/
rag tops are, left cracked open/
will still get you wet.

Packer Jester Predator Hat: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Jester’s hat in a/
ragtop makes me look and feel/
like the Predator.

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My Car’s Faster Than Yours: Revolutionary IMprov Sonnet

Speed is a function
of an open road.
You’re crawling at the junction
of I’s 5 and 90: Overload!

Your powerful Maserati
is stuck in traffic jams.
His cool Ferrari
moves like overcooked Spam.

While my rag-topped Sebring,
tunes up, top down,
heralds the sunshine of Spring
at 80 mph through town.

And fellow freeway observers cheer at my hands:
dancin’ up in the air, like American Band Stand!

Fosse Fingers Ragtop Surfing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

After years of hand/
surfing in my rag top, I/
learned a new *dance style.

OR (originally)
*surf

Sunny Day Missed Opportunity: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

On a sunny day,/
she lay in my rag top but/
still kept the top up.

Sure, It’s Cold. So? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Why do people who/
snowmobile wonder why I/
drive with my top down?

Baby, It’s Cold Outside! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Insanity has/
limits. Sunny but 16?/
My ragtop stays up!

Capitol Hill Still Life With Ramones: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Same sex couples stoll/
past my ragtop. My brain is/
hanging upside down.

OR
… My world is/
hanging upside down.