Wit To Wit Quit: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

You have proclaimed it:
We can stand, wit to wit.
But now, see my postings erased.
Such pained bantering is not my taste.
I apologize … and quit.

What If So What? Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

You always worry:/
“What if?”. Why not just quit and/
not have any life?

Give Up “It Is What It Is” : Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

If you believe that/
“It is what it is!” is true,/
you gave up too soon.

It’s Still True. Why Quit? – Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Though I messed up once,/
I still believe and will try/
eternal marriage.

Quitting Time: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She asked me why I/
left. My answer: “I only/
quit because you did.”

Sudden Endings: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

When the interview/
ends suddenly, there’s no use/
arguing. Just quit.

Or
When her interview/
ends quickly, don’t argue it./
It’s time to move on.

Being Ready, Being Worthy: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament

I see. When she says/
she cannot be worthy or/
ready, it is me.
Or

When she says she can’t/
be worthy or ready, she/
just doesn’t want me.

Useless Waiting: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I’ve spent thousands of /
nights waiting for phone calls which/
never came. I quit.

Rejecting What You Asked For: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

When you ask for it,/
I will deliver more. But/
reject it, I quit.

Quitting Staring: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Each morn and night I/
stare at my phone with knotted/
gut and tears. I’ll quit.