Posts Tagged ‘private’

Reading Of Facebook Romance: Romantic IMprov Haiku

January 30, 2017

He thought of all the/
romance he’d read of, yet was/
never in such tales.

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Getting Cozy With Mr. Lonely: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku Lament

January 2, 2017

So many can get/
cozy in ways where I’m just/
feeling more lonely.

Why Would Someone Ask About My Kissing? Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

May 26, 2016

I kiss. Kissing is swell.
(I’ve been told I kiss well!*)
But part of my allure
is that a woman can be sure
that I will never ever tell.

*Kissing analysis and statistics gathered from independent study participants who volunteered their comments and information. Analysis, insights, summaries and anecdotal comments included:
“_______!!! Oh ______!!!!!!”
“______! And then, __________!!!”
and:
“________? Dave _________, and I _______!!!”
Past performance should be indicative of future results.

I Thought I Was Being Private: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

May 14, 2015

It’s not ’til later,/
after you urinate by/
the lake, bug bites itch.

Or
When you have to pee/
late by the lake, mosquito/
bites show much later.

Restaurant Puke Talk: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

January 1, 2013

Why do people in/
restaurants think it’s okay to/
talk about puking?