I Get To Talk For 1 Minute: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

I wonder if she has/
phone apps that say when I call,/
others interrupt.

Utah Valley Priorities: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Want to have no crowds/
doing temple work? Go when/
BYU’s playing!
OR
Want to do temple/
work with no crowds? Attend/
when BYU’s playing!
Based on a text from a friend of mine who went to a Utah valley LDS Temple during the BYU/Nebraska football season opener, 2015: “There was nobody there!”

Priorities: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

It’s nice to find a/
woman who’s okay letting/
dirty dishes wait.

In The Thick Of Thin Things: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I worry that I’ve /
immersed my life in the thick/
of thin things. I’ll change.

The Importance Of What We Do: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

We do what is most /
important to us. When we/
don’t do, then we know.