Lonely Wrong Number: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I’m so lonely I/
set my phone alarm just to/
pretend I get calls.

Dripping On The Wood Floor: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When a baby hurls/
in a seafood restaurant, you/
pretend it’s chowder.

Smiling Moon: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

If you look skyward*/
this evening, you can pretend/
you see me smiling.

OR
*westward