She’s Legitimately Going: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

She didn’t want to /
talk to him, but *her going /
was legitimate.
Or
*she’s going/
legitimately.

Under Your Pressure: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

You say you don’t like/
pressure. *I like the kind when/
you push down on me.
Or
*I like it when you/
climb on me and push.

No Response To Poems: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

When I write you some/
romantic poems, you don’t write/
back, so I’ll just stop.

OR

When I write you a/
few romantic poems, you don’t/
write back, so I’ll stop.

Waiting For You: Revolutionary or Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I’ve been told so oft
to back away that it’s hard
now to take the lead.

Healthy Bubbles: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Bubbles are meant to/
improve your health. If they don’t,/
they should just be popped.
Or

you should just pop them.

Pressurized Loneliness: Romantic ImproVerse haiku

If you think I am/
pressuring you, then accept/
this sad loneliness.

OR
… then accept/
your sad loneliness.

Drive Safe. Call. : Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

We drove in at the/
same time. She didn’t call, and/
I tried not to care.

What You Radiate: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Please feel no pressure. /
Just know how you radiate/
tranquil peace and joy.

Not Under Pressure: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s ironic how/
the song “Under Pressure” makes/
me feel much less so.

Pressure-Filled Pressuring: Romantic IMprov Rhymning Haiku

I’m not going to/
put pressure on you about/
not feeling pressure.