World-Class Recyler: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haikus

World-Class Recyler

Her kitchen isn’t/
cluttered. She’s just a world-class/
plastic recycler.

AND

… And Wear Your Cheesehead!

Do you want to clean/
your hoarder friend’s kitchen? Wait/
for da Badgers game.

I Weep At Window Rock: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Earth Day Lament

Behind the sacred/
site I weep at plastic trash/
and empty beer cans.