Freudian Pickles: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I am out of town./
She eats pickles for breakfast./
It’s so Freudian.

Gurken Lurkin’ : Revolutionary Improv Pickle Poetry

Another in a series of Improv veggie poetry I made up for my kids when they were much younger. By the way, gurken, gherkin, gherken, etc., is German and sometimes Yiddish for pickle.

There’s a gurken lurkin’
on my plate!
A gurken lurkin’;
it looks great!
A gurken lurkin’;
I can’t wait
to eat my
lurkin’ gurken!