Upon Request, No Pho: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Poem

Yes, I know PHO is NOT pronounced “FOE”, but it looks like it should be.
To my daughter in the Emergency Room, hungry:

Oh, No!
I won’t bring Pho.
We have to go
get some!
(Not Dim Sum)
Donchaknow?!?

Old Pho Tripe: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

If you value your/
life, don’t trifle with old tripe./
What the pho happens.

Brave Pho Microwaving: Revolutionary IMprov Poem

If you’re brave,
pho can be microwaved
says Dave,
The King
of pho microwav …
ing

Aaahhhhhhh! Pho!: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Pppppphhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooo! It settles/
spiced and yummy in my tum/
me thinks I want more!

Fear of Pho: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I’m eating, ah, ah,/
leftover seafood spiced Pho./
I hope I don’t die.