Posts Tagged ‘pee’

I Thought I Was Being Private: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

May 14, 2015

It’s not ’til later,/
after you urinate by/
the lake, bug bites itch.

When you have to pee/
late by the lake, mosquito/
bites show much later.

Major Shrinkage Results: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

April 30, 2015

Get major shrinkage/
camping: Increase the chance of/
peeing on yourself.