Wallowing Alone: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I should go wallow/
in pathetic positive/
self pity alone.

Removing Pathetic Wooing: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku Lament

It’s just as well I/
removed mem’ries of how I/
patheticly wooed.
OR

It’s just as well I/
removed the mem’ries of how/
pathetic I wooed.

Always Hearing The Negative Voice: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Ugly cow, fat slob,/
worthless, pathetic bitch is/
what she always hears.

Pathetic Asking: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

The patheticness/
of how many women I’ve/
asked, overwhelms me.

Unrequited Pathétique: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Back in the late 70’s I wrote a stanza to the Peaches & Herb song “Reunited” called “Unrequited”:
“Unrequited and it feels so bad./
Unrequited and it’s drivin’ me mad./
She’s the number one fan/
of another man./
Although my love’s excited/
it’s still unrequited yeah, yeah…”
Weirdly, those same feelings (not about the same woman!)(B’s happily married, and probably never even knew … ) have surfaced again recently, and I can’t get my old verse out of my head.

So I wrote this:

It feels pathetic/
to care unrequitedly./
Yet I still can’t stop.