Posts Tagged ‘parking’

What Does That Make Him? French? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

January 4, 2017

He claims that I am/
flamboyant but I won’t kiss/
women I don’t date.

Where The Self-Righteous Live: Revolutionary Improv Limerick Lament

September 4, 2012

Late Monday evening I parked at a bakery that was closing. With 3 cars in a parking lot designed for 100, I avoided the handicapped zone, but — parking quickly — did not pay attention to the parking “lines”. When I came out to my car, this note was on my windshield:
Learn how to park dumb ass.
There’s lines for a reason.
Love ya

So I wrote this (because it does seem that criticism and self-righteous, indignant behavior happens more often here than any place else I’ve lived. See? Even I’m guilty of being judgemental!

Why does it happen in Utah,
(at least as far as I saw),
where everyone’s supposed to love,
and be inspired by God above,
they judge and critize ev’ry tiny flaw?


Convertible Cottonwood Blizzard: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

June 13, 2011

Parking my ragtop/
under cottonwoods creates/
a blizzard inside.

Parking Outside An Aviary: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

March 19, 2011

aviarys doesn’t let/
one write chicken sh*t.