What Does That Make Him? French? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

He claims that I am/
flamboyant but I won’t kiss/
women I don’t date.

Where The Self-Righteous Live: Revolutionary Improv Limerick Lament

Late Monday evening I parked at a bakery that was closing. With 3 cars in a parking lot designed for 100, I avoided the handicapped zone, but — parking quickly — did not pay attention to the parking “lines”. When I came out to my car, this note was on my windshield:
Learn how to park dumb ass.
Really?
There’s lines for a reason.
Love ya.”

So I wrote this (because it does seem that criticism and self-righteous, indignant behavior happens more often here than any place else I’ve lived. See? Even I’m guilty of being judgemental!

Why does it happen in Utah,
(at least as far as I saw),
where everyone’s supposed to love,
and be inspired by God above,
they judge and critize ev’ry tiny flaw?

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Convertible Cottonwood Blizzard: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Parking my ragtop/
under cottonwoods creates/
a blizzard inside.

Parking Outside An Aviary: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Experiencing/
aviarys doesn’t let/
one write chicken sh*t.