Posts Tagged ‘on-line dating’

Do What You Do In Safety: Romantic Blogging Haiku

July 28, 2017

Go out to dinner./
See a ball game. Sail. Be brave*./
Just be safe. I care.
OR
*Leave port.

Great Introduction Line: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Funny

June 19, 2017

I’m interesting./
I’m available. I must/
get my meds. Now what?!?

Being A Good Photographer: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

April 13, 2017

She used the pic you/
snapped for her dating profile?/
Rethink dating her!The photo I took not intending it to go on her on-line dating profile!

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Obnoxious Persistence When? Romantic IMprov Haiku

April 5, 2016

At what point does his/
flattering persistence turn/
to obnoxiousness?

You Don’t Know Me Red Flags: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

May 2, 2015

Why so quickly raise/
red flags before finding out/
what is really true?

What Are Good Reasons? Romantic IMprov Haiku

December 27, 2014

There must be reasons*/
for silence. For ignoring.
But I don’t know them.
OR

There are good reasons*/
for silence. For ignoring.
But I don’t know them.

Virtually Stood Up: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

November 21, 2013

When she says she’ll call,/
but then doesn’t, does that mean/
I’m getting stood up?

Height Versus IQ: Romantic IMprov Haiku

October 9, 2013

When a woman asks/
what my height is, perhaps I/
should ask her IQ.
OR

when a woman asks/
my height and weight, perhaps I/
should ask her IQ.