Old Men Serving With New Tractors: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I love having old/
men home teachers*. They serve with/
riding lawn mowers.

OR
*ministers.

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Injust Spring: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament

It’s injust spring when/
young men’s thoughts find love, but old/
men get left behind.
OR
It’s in just spring when/
young men’s hearts find love, but old/
farts get left behind.