Ancient Of Days Result: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Torn tendons. Torqued back./
Bruised wrist. Blisters. Bad eyes. Scouts,/
yard work, or marriage?

Crack Pine Nuts With Mom: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’m cracking pine nuts/
with my mom. She complains of /
old age. I don’t mind.

Wisconsin Is Good Medicine: Revolutionary Napkin Haiku

My mother started/
to shrink at Stonehenge, but then/
moved to Wisconsin.

The Old Servant: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

He’s almost a full/
century old, and still prays/
for a chance to serve.

OR

Almost invalid/
and a century old he/
still prays to still serve.

We’re Good To Our Parents: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Some day when I’m old/
and gray, I hope my kids will/
treat me that same way.