“THAT Guy” Sat Behind Me: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

When I’m attending/
a speech, please let me NOT be/
he who talks throughout.

Bird Sextet And Beat Box: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Here’s a YouTube video with most of these versions.
A bird sextet sang /
for me this morning, plus the/
flicker’s percussion.
OR
A bird sextet sang /
for me this morning, sans the/
flicker’s percussion.
OR
A bird sextet sang /
for me this morning, plus the/
woodpecker’s beat box.
OR
A bird sextet sang /
for me this morning, plus the/
downy’s beatboxing.
OR
A bird sextet sang /
for me this morning, before/
the weed wacker’s noise.

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Obnoxious Persistence When? Romantic IMprov Haiku

At what point does his/
flattering persistence turn/
to obnoxiousness?

Obnoxious False Scenarios: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

It’s obnoxious when/
I think she thinks of others./
At last I relate.

Little Willy Ear Worm: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

I have an ear worm./
“Little Willy”‘s obnoxious!/
Now you have it, too!

Obnoxious Or Sweet? Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Is wanting to see/
someone earlier and more/
obnoxious or sweet?

Liking Obnoxiously: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I wonder what it’s like/
to be liked to the point/
of obnoxiousness.