A Doll? Really? Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Dolls I’ve known have had/
no mind, will, or power of/
their own. Sad objects.

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Why She Misses Me: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Of course she misses/
me. I’m the only guy who’ll/
treat her decently.

What I Am, What I’ve Become: Revolutionary Blogging Poetry Lament

Behold, I have become Dave,
objectifier of women;
sociopath,
pervert,
relationship destroyer,
creep,
too intense,
passionistro,
self-centered,
player,
womanizer.

Strange how I feel,
act,
and am
the same
as I was
before you
put labels
upon me.