Posts Tagged ‘not into you’

Or She’s In A Different Time Zone: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

December 27, 2016

The point when you learn/
several unanswered texts means/
she’s not into you.

Not That Into You Reminder: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

December 5, 2012

I was reminded:/
If they don’t call or write, they’re/
just not into you.

I’m Sorry, I Can’t: Romantic Blogging Poetic Lament

July 24, 2011

I wasn’t going to publish this one because it’s too painful … but a friend said I should.

I ask if we can talk.

“I’m sorry, I can’t.
I’m sorry, I’m busy.
Not tonight, I’m tired. I’m sorry.
Not tonight, I’m thinking. I’m sorry.
Not now, maybe later. I’m sorry.
I’m at my folks. I’m sorry.
I can’t tonight. I’m sorry.
I don’t feel like talking. I’m sorry.
I’m caving. I’m sorry.
Now is not a good time. I’m sorry.
I’m busy. I’m sorry.
I’m doing something else. I’m sorry.
I’m tired. I’m sorry.
I’m sore. I’m sorry.
I’m sleepy. I’m sorry.
I’m busy or I would. I’m sorry.
I’m not feeling up to it.
I’m not in the mood.”

What everyone tells me she’s saying is:
“Thanks, but no thanks … sorry!” Or
“I’m not that into you.”

I just wanted to talk. I’m sorry.

Not Into You Despite Woo Goo: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

February 17, 2011

She still not into/
you. Writing thousands of lines of/
woo goo won’t change that.

Believe a Wooed Woman: A Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

April 2, 2010

When a woman U/
woo says she’s not into u,/
u should believe her.