Cheap Positive Or Negative? Revolutionary Napkin ImproVerse Free Verse Poem

She came,
recovered,/
referred,
not certain of what/
she’d find.

I’ll soon learn.

She only wanted
water,
but got talked
into/
a half-price orange
cinnamon roll.

“Cheap!”
she exclaimed, hearing
“A dollar eight cents”.
And I wondered
if she was enthused
by a good deal,
or ridiculing
her first date’s
frugality.

So Much For Positive Me: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

How do I tell the/
World that I’m sorry for my/
negativity?

Writers Heavy Burdens: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Writers face a hard/
and heavy burden because/
folks oft read the worst.

Affectation Effect: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick

Her affectation/
of pronounciation/
effected me/
negatively./
It’s linguistic frustration.

Negative Negativity: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I feel my poems are/
negative. Oh wait! That is/
negative as well.

I’m Complaining About Complaining: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

You always complain
that everyone is always
complaining. So stop!

OR

I always complain
that everyone is always
complaining. I’ll stop!

Complaining Versus Rejoicing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Why do I write of/
hard and sad things instead of/
rejoicing in life?

How You Read What I Write: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you read the stuff
I write, you can take them as
positives … or not.

Positively Leaving the Negative: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem

How do I read negative in?/
Such heartfelt gloom?/
I hear scolding again:/
“U heard it wrong! Go to yer room!”/
So, confident,/
I repent/
and flaunt/
I’m what U want!