Getting Cozy With Mr. Lonely: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku Lament

So many can get/
cozy in ways where I’m just/
feeling more lonely.

I’ll Both Write And Wait: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Should I write a poem/
about Kissing Day, or wait/
for one who’s worthy?

Find The Purpose And Protect Yourself: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

No matter how good/
rag tops are, left cracked open/
will still get you wet.

Who Needs Practice? Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

I tend to stay far /
away from girls who say they/
need kissing practice.

Earrings, NCMO, Tats Aren’t Trivial: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Trivial things aren’t /
important. Following God’s /
living prophet is.

Writing Is Like Kissing: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Writing poetry/
is like kissing. You need some/
feeling so it works.