Everyone Left, So I Did: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

You went for a ride./
They took a nap. And you’re mad/
at me for leaving?

A Little Music: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I wait, top down in/
the sun, while she $hops. Eine/
Kleine Schlafsmusik*.
OR
Eine Kleine Shopmusik.

How Does the Pooffice Work? : Revolutionary IMprov Sonnet

The laptop at the pooffice works just fine!
After all, I’m IMing you online.
I’m staying cool
chillaxin’ by the pool

With a thousand kids screaming,
I musta been dreaming
that I could get anything done!
But it’s still fun.

I’ll lay on my towel
and pretend I’m an owl.
I’ll avoid the dog crap
and take a warm nap.

Just another day at the pooffice.
And a sunny tomorrow will find me here, I’d guess!